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Eat Sh*t & Die Men's Crew Socks

Regular price $14.00

These novelty crew socks feature a mischievous raccoon paired with bold, tongue-in-cheek text for a playful, irreverent look. The contrasting colors and detailed design give them personality, making them a standout addition to everyday outfits or a fun gift.

Designed for comfort and stretch, these socks offer a soft feel with a secure fit that works for daily wear. Whether you're leaning into humor or just love a good trash panda moment, they bring a bit of attitude to your sock drawer.

Key Features:

  • Dimensions: One size fits most (Men’s crew length)
  • Material: 43% combed cotton, 27% polyester, 27% nylon, 3% spandex
  • Color: Black, cream, and brown with raccoon graphic and text
  • Features novelty raccoon (“trash panda”) design
  • Comfortable stretch fit for everyday wear
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium, do not bleach

These socks add personality and humor to casual looks, making them a fun pick for gifting or everyday wear.